Kristy has a post up mentioning that she’s caught CIFA surveilling her blog.
I think it’s safe to assume that they’ve been here, as well, one way or another—either by spidering Kristy’s links or, possibly, arriving at her blog from this one, since I’ve had some fairly charged political commentary. So fair warning to those of you who’ve commented on those threads: Big Brother knows what you and I have said about this corrupt maladministration.
Kristy boldly encouraged CIFA to make like Sen. Leahy and go fuck themselves. I’d like to expand on that a little bit.
Dear CIFA,
You sorry, worthless excuses for hackers, you corrupt, clumsy, neophyte spies, you would-be political censors, you bootlicking curs of the most worthless and corrupt administration in history, should be ashamed of what you do. You should be drummed out of your cushy government jobs, you should lose your pensions to greedy fund managers as your former employers look on, you should be shunned by the industry, you should live out your miserable lives as homeless, crazed street people this administration would like to pretend are responsible for their own plight.
In short, fuck you and your weak world. Die.
Regards,
int argc

i think your “in short” covered it all, man.
well said. don’t forget to put your quotes in quotes, though! i no longer remember which band brought us that lovely one–was it type o negative?
Thank you
It was indeed Type O Negative–from the “Bloody Kisses” liner notes, where they also suggested “Don’t mistake lack of talent for genius.”
Like Kristy said, I’m just overjoyed that these people are spending my tax dollars spying on bloggers instead of, you know, ACTUALLY fighting terrorists.
perhaps you forgot you’re a dangerous subversive!
as college educated, intelligent, critical thinking people who use the f! word a lot, you and kristy were bound to come under suspicion…
Also, your mom sent an email to the white house. Not sure where that fits in there…
if at all…
Wait, the Department Of Defense had to hire 400 people to _defend_ the Department Of Defense??? WFT! Based on that logic, doesn’t that leave CIFA undefended?!? Maybe CIFA should hire a crapload of people to defend CIFA!! And of course we can’t leave *them* undefended!
You tax dollars at work, defending the defenders of your defenders.
You make it sound so ridiculous somehow…
Makes me think of Ashcroft’s resignation letter: “The task of securing the homeland from terror has been completed. By the way, I wrote this out by hand so that it would remain ’secure.’” As Jon Stewart said, “Oh, good, the entire country is secure EXCEPT the computers at the Department of Justice. But how important can those be?”
And don’t even get me started on the 4th-Reich undertones of the constant references to “homeland security.”
GOTT MIT UNS!”(German Day celebrations continue elsewhere on this schnitzleblog…)
DOH!! Got my blogs mixed up. Maybe I should quit screwin around